̶K̶i̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ Egg Smuggling

Psh. We were smuggling eggs over the border before smuggling eggs over the border was cool. #Freetheegg

And, y’all, it’s a$2,500 fine for smuggling a Kinder Egg but up to $10,000 for a chicken egg.

Such silliness.

https://fortune.com/2023/01/25/egg-prices-high-people-smuggling-from-mexico/amp/

Sign our petition to Free The Egg!