Hello!! It’s been a long, long time. Frankly, there has not been much to report. The world is in turmoil and, as much as KinderEggs would make our days brighter, our quest for freedom is not at the top of anyone’s “to do” list. No, not even mine.
Yesterday, however, our beloved Egg was thrown into the frantic foray of flashing headlines. Are you ready? Kinder Eggs are being recalled. I mean, come on. Really? This does NOT help our end goal.
{Cue the Mars company…}
The rest of this post is hypothetical because we *aren’t* endorsing illegally purchasing innocent chocolate eggs that millions, nay, billions of people have enjoyed since 1972….
If you *happen* to have obtained KinderEggs for Easter, usually at a ridiculous price, you might want to check to see if it is on this list of recalls. I don’t know how you would go about getting a refund. The place I hypothetically illegally buy them from seems to not know they are illegal. They’re not hearing it from this chick. They’re my go-to at Christmas and Easter.
We will add this to the ever-growing pile of “once in a lifetime” events that seem to be the trend. Remember to share the petition and keep dreaming of Egg Freedom. #FreeTheEgg